MVP's wearing plaid tonight. You know what that means.

We treat guests with utmost respect.

Grenade: I know I'm a grenade, but you guys are fine as hell.
Pauly D: This woman is not a grenade. This woman is an atomic bomb about to blow.

Danielle: You want me to punch you?
Pauly D: Do whatever you gotta do.

They already neutraled that ... I say they start with a zero-zero, because he admitted his wrongs to that. This girl is still never admitting. She leaves the house for one day and hits this guy. I don't like that.

If Ron and Sam's relationship continues I'll kill myself ... there will be no more DJ, I'll kill myself.

GTI ... Gym, Tan, I'm Not Buyin' It.

GTF! Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting Behind Ronnie's Back.

[mocking Vin] Don't touch me, I'm tanned!

I love Vinny's family, they're like my family ... old-school Italian, looks like a Guido Circus.

I did not know Staten Island was an actual island until we went over the bridge.


Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio Quotes

I just heard that you guys were mad at me, but I didn't do anything. So I'm mad at you for being mad at me for no reason.

Pauly D

You got to stay fresh. Fresh haircut. Fresh outfit. Fresh tan. Just fresh.

Pauly D