Vinny Guadagnino Quotes
Tonight there's a Grenade running around the house ... so I got the Grenade Horn in the house that lets Seaside know when Grenades are present at the Jersey Shore house.
I feel like I'm at a pizza party ... I need like Ninja Turtle plates.
We got the best of both worlds. We got to hang out with Ronnie while he's with Sam.
She's begging for Seabiscuit. Like literally. Begging.
A lot of guys might think I'm crazy for not wanting to [have sex with Snooki].
Vinny: Do you think the new girls' boobs are real or fake? I, personally, like fake boobs. Hey, New Girl! What's in a real boob?
Deena: I think it's, like, fat tissue. You only get milk in it if you're pregnant I think.
Oh my God. This girl at the club is beyond the word stalker. She is a parasite and I am the host.
It's T-shirt time, it's T-shirt time, yo everybody, it's T-shirt time. I made a rap, it's hard being this cool, you know?
Vinny: I got juice all over me!
Pauly D: That's what she said.
[to Snook] I want to hook up with you but I can't ... I don't want to hurt you because I care about you too much.
Like a monkey has to go to the f*%kin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.
When you actually have a good girl out there, say no to hoes.
