Griffin: I just wanted to say thank you.
Monk: For what?
Griffin: For justice. For closure. You spoke for me when I couldn't speak for myself.
Man: Because you, I'm at peace.
Woman: Thank you, Mr. Monk.
Monk: I don't remember you.
Woman: I'm still in the freezer. My murder hasn't been solved yet. I'm waiting for you.

Rick: I press this button and you will be the twelfth richest man in California.
Monk: You think money can buy anything?
Rick: I do. Because it can.

Dr. Bell: I don't think you realize how many people appreciate what you've accomplished. You're a good man.
Monk: Okay.
Bell: An important man.
Monk: Sure.
Bell: How many homicides have you solved? 120?
Monk: 140. But what good has it done? At the end of the day, what difference have I made?

Stotlemeyer: He's not the guy. He can't be the guy.
Monk: Why not?
Stotlemeyer: Cause I love my job, that's why.

Rick: People write things about me every day. Why, just this morning, there was a story about me in the Times.
Monk: Yes, I read it.
Rick: Do you think it did me justice?
Monk: Do you deserve justice?

I'm on the billion dollar diet. First you make a billion dollars, then it doesn't matter how you look.

Rick Eden

Dr. Bell: Adrian, everyone has disappoints, fears, problems they're coping with. How are they different from you?
Monk: For one thing, they're coping.

Briggs: You may know I own the San Francisco Dispatcher. The managing editor was just fired this morning. The job is yours if you want it.
Griffin: You're offering me a job?
Briggs: Your dream job. You'd make 600k a year, stock options... consider it a wedding gift, unless of course you'd prefer a Cuisinart.
Griffin: You serious?
Briggs: As serious as I've ever been.
Griffin: I think I'll take the Cuisinart.

Griffin: Why is he doing this?
Mrs. Eden: For the good of all mankind.
Griffin: Why is he really doing this?
Mrs. Eden: My husband invented a shop that prints money, and he's basically ten years old.

Woman: What are you doing?
Monk: You'll thank me later.
Woman: Why would I thank you? I don't even know you.
Monk: You'll thank me for that too.

Adrian, this woman was your assistant for 12 years, which is a record which will never be broken.


I'm sorry, Adrian, it's been ten years. The name Adrian Monk used to mean something.


Movie Review Quotes

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