Taste this. I don't need to taste it. It's a chocolate laxativ...

Jake: Taste this.
Charlie: I don't need to taste it. It's a chocolate laxative.
Jake: I think it needs more caramel.
Charlie: I'm telling you, Alan, one of these days that kid's gonna fart and birds are gonna fall out of the sky.


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Charlie Harper, Jake Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14: "Winky-Dink Time"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 14 Quotes

Alan: So, did you make the call?
Charlie: Everybody wants me to pimp for them. I might as well get a purple hat, high boots, and a full-length fur coat.
Alan: If anyone can pull it off, it's you.

Berta: So, Zippy's getting a hooker?
Charlie: It would appear so.
Berta: Talk about earning your money.

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