Ted, get your coat we're leaving. What happened to the cute br...

Barney: Ted, get your coat we're leaving.
Ted: What happened to the cute broad you were grinding with?
Barney: Promise not to tell anyone ever in your life? Ever? This can't be one of those stories...'funny time this one time Barney was...' none of that. Promise?
[Ted Nods]
Barney [whispers]: That was my cousin Leslie


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Characters:
Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 5: "Okay Awesome"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Robin: He's even getting me into the VIP room.
Barney: He just wants to show you his own VIP, if you know what I mean.
Robin: All right, what does VIP stand for in your little universe?
Barney: Well, I know that the 'P' is penis

Future Ted: So, kids, would you like to hear the story of the time I went deaf?
Son: Why does he even ask?
Daughter: I know, he's just gonna tell us anyway

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