Thank you, Terry. It's not just that it's too long. We hired you to write about your career...

Publisher: I'm sorry, Adrian, but we cannot publish this.
Monk: Too long?
Terry: Does it come with a forklift?
Publisher: Thank you, Terry. It's not just that it's too long. We hired you to write about your career as a police detective, not this. You solved over 140 homicides, and that's what people want to hear. In Chapter Four, you have 2 paragraphs about the suspect and eight, nine pages about his vacuum cleaner.