Claire: What did you do? You ruined everything!
Reginald: It doesn't matter.
Claire: Nikki was gonna help me! She was gonna turn me into a vampire so I can fight evil-
Reginald: Claire, stop! Look at me! Is this the life you want? How does getting turned look to you now? Because trust me -- it's not all it's worked up to be. It's blood and hunger, and you have no fucking idea what it feels like. And right now, the last thing that I need is a disappointed fangirl who didn't get fangs for Christmas.
Claire: Asshole.