Lester: The studs inside are going to ruin our chances with the medium-hot chicks from Underwear Unlimited.
Jeff: I've been drinking this jail juice since I was in diapers, I'll challenge them to a drinking contest and they'll pass out.
Lester: By process of elimination we land the ladies.

Jeff Barnes, Lester Patel
Chuck Season 3 Episode 2: "Chuck vs. the Three Words"
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Chuck Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

Do you think she'll remember me? We only went on that one date and tall women have very short memories.

Morgan [about KCrina]

Morgan: Our lives are incredible.
Chuck: Yeah incredibly average to subpar.