You're out-gunned, out-manned, out...side, and it's a lovely day, so throw down your gun and nobody gets hurt.

Casey: I need you. My daughter needs you. And your country needs you.
Lester: Canada?

Man, I haven't sug-ed a tank in...days.

Chuck: Happy Holidays, maybe drink some water.
Jeff: Water can only dilute this feeling.
Lester: Plus, fish have sex in it.

Good luck to you both, finding a better Indian guy in your life!

Big Mike: Man I am so over this whole Jeffster! thing.
Lester: Me too.

Reno? More like Reen-yes.

Lester: You said we were gonna chase tail.
Awesome: There's a huge belly marmot population. They love being chased.

I'm making it rain, Canadian style, which is technically making it snow. Dolla, dolla, coins y'all.

May I ask the best man what casino we're going to be hitting first? I got a fat stack burning a hole in my crotch.

Jeff: If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it.
Lester: He lives by a strange philosophy of karma and diet.

Lester: Did you feel that?
Jeff: I haven't felt anything in years.

Chuck Quotes

Casey: Just got a hit of a traffic camera in Hollywood. [shows Chuck picture]
Chuck: That's Fleming.
Casey: Thanks. You've just saved me a lot of investigative work there, intersect. DMV told me that.
Chuck: Wow, sarcasm. What a surprise

Tyler: Chuck, we got a problem. These girls want to take us upstairs and do despicable things to us.
Chuck: Tyler, Tyler that's not such a great idea.
Tyler: All the best nights of my life have begun with that very sentence.

Chuck Music

  Song Artist
Wait it out Wait It Out Imogen Heap iTunes
Black and gold Black and Gold Sam Sparro iTunes
Just dropped in to see what condition my condition is in Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In) Kenny Rogers iTunes