Phoebe: (About breaking up with Janice) This is nice. We never do things just the two of us.
Chandler: (Sarcastically) Oh yeah, this is great. Maybe next week we could rent a car and go run over some puppies.
Phoebe: No, I don't want to do that!

Phoebe Buffay, Chandler Bing
Friends Season 1 Episode 5: "The One with the East German Laundry Detergent"
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Friends Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night. Saturday night!
Joey: No plans, huh?
Chandler: Not a one.

Rachel: (About Ross's detergent) What's that?
Ross: Uberweiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra tough.