Wait a minute, you don't consider me a friend? It's not up to ...

Alan: Wait a minute, you don't consider me a friend?
Charlie: It's not up to me. A friend is someone you choose, a brother is someone you get...
Alan: Excuse me?
Charlie: There's no choice involved! Your dad just wakes you up in the middle of the night and says, "Your mom wasn't really fat and this isn't your room anymore."


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Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 1: "Back Off Mary Poppins"
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Two and a Half Men
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Back off, Mary Poppins

Sean Penn [to Alan]

Charlie: I'm just having some friends over to... smoke cigars, sample some fine single-malt Scotch, and, you know, talk.
Alan: I enjoy all those things. But Scotch makes me a little gassy, but I'll take a Beano and I'm good to go.

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