Wade: I thought all women wanted to get married. I thought they all pranced around in their bedrooms with blankets on their heads pretending it was their wedding day.
Lavon: Not your girl.
Wade: I'm having an out-of-body experience here. Me, Wade Kinsella, tore up because some woman doesn't want to marry me. Maybe I have pregnancy hormones.
Lavon: Wait, is that possible? Because I might have them too. I mean, I've been getting real weepy over dog food commercials lately. Maybe I should get a dog.