What is this, Diet? Why did you get Diet?! I didn't. Taste t...

The Monarch: What is this, Diet? Why did you get Diet?!
Dr. Girlfriend: I didn't.
The Monarch: Taste this then!
Dr. Girlfriend: Okay, I might have grabbed the wrong bottle at the supermarket.
The Monarch: How do you do that!? How can you not tell the difference?! God, it's like having my Dad do the shopping


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The Monarch, Dr. Girlfriend
Episode:
Venture Brothers Season 1 Episode 3: "Home Insecurity"
Show:
Venture Brothers
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Venture Brothers Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Brock: You coulda told me that Sasquatch was a...a dude.
Summers: Huh? What, you couldn't tell?
Brock: Not until I had to shave him

Baron Underbheit: You have to give me this one. I've loathed Venture ever since college.
The Monarch: Oh, who hasn't, Ãœnderpants? What makes your case so special?
[Baron points to his jaw]
The Monarch: Wow, you mean he did that? How?
Baron Underbheit: Where I come from, a lab partnership is a sacred trust. One is always suppose to look out for one's lab partner. Venture did not.
The Monarch: Fine, fine. But you have to understand you can't waltz into the middle of a delicate, high-stakes chess tournament and yell, "King me!" 'cause he bitched up your face

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