Charlie: What will they think of next?
Alan: Yeah! I hear scientists are working on a machine that can cook two pieces of bread at the same time


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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 10: "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
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Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 10 Quotes

Alan: I don't like it here.
Charlie: Well, tough, this was the only way I could get Berta to come back.
Alan: But why do I have to be here?
Charlie: Because you're looking for a place to sell your condo!

Charlie: You're right! I am addicted! I have a vagina on my back, but I know I can get it off! I mean, you gotta help me.
Berta: I can't help you, pal, you gotta help yourself.