Whatever girl I'm pointing to right now - I am going home with her tonight.

Barney

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Character:
Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 14: "The Perfect Week"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
Related Quotes:
Barney Stinson Quotes, How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 14 Quotes, HIMYM Quotes
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How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 14 Quotes

My panties would hit the floor so hard they'd end up halfway to China.

Robin

And not a single fatty - that's impressive.

Jim Nantz