Would you help us figure out who gets dibs on a guy. Well that...

Jules: Would you help us figure out who gets dibs on a guy.
Laurie: Well that's easy, which one of you is pregnant?
Jules: No one.
Laurie: Then I got nothing.


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Characters:
Jules Cobb, Laurie Keller
Episode:
Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 14: "All the Wrong Reasons"
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Cougar Town
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Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

Laurie: Don't look at me. I just can't take seeing you right now.
Grayson: Then it makes total sense to come to a bar I own.

Jules: I'm actually feeling a little guilty. Last night you left your purse here and when the pizza man came i was two dollars short, so I took it from you.
Ellie: Two bucks? Big deal.
Jules: I also took a pack of gum, lipstick, and 28 other dollars. I was going out to get wine.
Ellie: You stole from me to support a drinking habit? I am so proud of you.

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