You don't scare me. You already shot your load. ... Although yo...

You don't scare me. You already shot your load. (he gets sprayed) ... Although you could be another skunk!

Alan (to skunk)

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Character:
Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13: "Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 Quotes

Charlie: Wow, you really missed the signals.
Alan: What signals?
Charlie: For me it was her taking off her sweater and saying, "Quick do me before Alan gets back from his trumpet lesson."

Lyndsey: I'm way past guys like you.
Charlie: What do you mean guys like me?
Lyndsey: I mean guys I have to dip ammonium before I let them anywhere near me.

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