You don't scare me. You already shot your load. (he gets sprayed) ... Although you could be another skunk!

Alan (to skunk)

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Character:
Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13: "Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 13 Quotes

Lyndsey: Oh, God. You saw "Cinnamon's Buns?"
Charlie: Not all the way through. Though I'm very familiar with the bakery shop scene in the middle. You know, with the frosting gun?

Charlie: Wow, you really missed the signals.
Alan: What signals?
Charlie: For me it was her taking off her sweater and saying, "Quick do me before Alan gets back from his trumpet lesson."