Shiv: So, we were thinking of murdering you.
Roman: Don't tell him.
Shiv: But, uh, you know it's too much prep, too much murder admin.
Roman: No stomach for the admin.
Shiv: So.
Kendall: OK.
Shiv: We anoint you.
Roman: You get the bauble. Congratulations. It's haunted and cursed, and nothing will ever go right, but yeah, enjoy your bauble.