Dwight: You know what, I've let the Joker death smile go on long enough, wanna tell me whatís going on?
White: I'm glad you asked. I'm rebranding myself.
Dwight: Wanna give that to me again?
White: Read a magazine article and in order to be the best Whitehead I can be starts with a smile.
Dwight: Long as I've known you you've never read a magazine that didn't have a hot girl or a car on the front.
White: This is the new me, and the new me sees the glass half full.
Dwight: The way I see it that glass is half full of bourbon.