Valerie: You weren't planning to ingest these were you?
Jenna: Actually, I was. They're breath mints.
Valerie: So they are.

Awkward Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
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Jenna: This year would be my year. For once I wouldn't be overlooked not with Matty at my... backdoor!
Matty: Oh sorry, I slipped.

For 15 years I fantasized about everyone noticing me as I walked down the hall. What would I be wearing? Would every guy worship me? Would I be five inches taller and have porn tits? No, that was not my reality. My moment in the spotlight sucked some serious ass.