You're a dermatologist. How do I get rid of 170 lb skin tag? ...
Evelyn: You're a dermatologist. How do I get rid of 170 lb skin tag?
Alan: Excuse me, 164.
Charlie: Really? That's the part of you object to?
Alan: Would you like to be called a 200 lb drunk?
Charlie: 180.
Alan: See?
Charlie: Yeah, well better a lush than a leach.
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- Characters:
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper, Evelyn Harper
- Episode:
- Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7: "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
- Show:
- Two and a Half Men
- Related Quotes:
- Charlie Harper Quotes, Alan Harper Quotes, Evelyn Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 7 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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