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By Mary Kate Venedam

Andrew: Can we just put a pin in Shelby [Andrew’s turtle] for a second? Stu: I did, but she was unresponsive.

By Mary Kate Venedam

Zelda: Maybe it’s the whole Santa vibe that you are throwing down right now, but I fell I can open up to you.

By Mary Kate Venedam

Stu: Andrew eats waffles for breakfast, because I already got him a waffle maker.

By Mary Kate Venedam

Howard: You’ve even gotten a couple of pokes [on Facebook]. Big Bird: Pokes? Uh, I will cut them. Is there a ‘cut them’ button?

By Mary Kate Venedam

Andrew: How about we get some sushi from that place across the street? Zelda: That won’t fill the empty void in me.

By Mary Kate Venedam

Andrew: I almost opened Pandora’s box. Dinesh: That makes no sense because you’re using iTunes, not Pandora.

By Mary Kate Venedam

Big Bird: I think I’m going to be sick. Quick, Howard, give me your shoe. Howard: No, there’s a trashcan right here. Big Bird: Howard,…