Abbott Elementary Quotes

Ava: We all know the real reason you came back is to see Questlove. Janine: Ava, Questlove is not coming here.

Emily: There will be cake, there will be fun. Simon: There will be blood oaths!

Gregory: Yeah, it’s the end of an era, but Janine will always have a special place with all of us. I mean, it’s because of her I realized…

Ava: Ava Fest, on the other hand, is going to be special. I just have to come up with a way to take it over the top. A way to make it…

Gregory: You know, we make a really good team. Janine: Yeah, we do.

Melissa: Mr. Johnson is single-handedly responsible for keeping most of the toilets in this joint running some of the time.

Janine: Thank you guys. This was not an easy decision to make. I mean, I hemmed, and I hawed…heck, I almost pussyfooted.

Janine: As you all know, my fellowship at the district is coming to an end. Ava: Ooh, girl, don’t remind me. My doomsday countdown clock…

Jacob: Well, well, well. If it isn’t the autobots. Or should I say decepticons? Ava: I’m already not enjoying this conversation.

Jacob: So, here is a poem by Robert Frost, and when I hit this button, it will tell us if Frost was a robot and my entire life has been a…