American Horror Story Quotes

Dwight: That’s Amelia Earhart.

Dwight: Get in there and help them.

Troy: Those half-f–king cows were f–king mooing.

Cal: Those dorms were small. First, you know, you jack off at the same time in the dark, and then you just start doing it together, and…

Ursula: Looks like the streets are running red with blood and metaphors. At least all of those no-talent monsters are taking their pain…

Ursula: I know this sucks, OK? I know you got a raw deal. But you are not monsters. You’re a bunch of Laurence Fishburnes. Fishburne…

Holden: I stopped Burger King from opening in this town. I can stop you.

Woman: Strange things happen down the Cape in the winter. Everybody knows it.

Mickey: I love you, Karen. You’re my muse. You’ll be the heroine in every story I ever write.

Ursula: There is nothing more tragic, pathetic and sad than a person with no talent trying to make it in the world.