June 26, 2019 | 0 Comments
Smurf: Why don’t you tell me about dirtbag Billy’s ex-girlfriend shows up here and makes such a grand entrance.
Smurf: Why don’t you tell me about dirtbag Billy’s ex-girlfriend shows up here and makes such a grand entrance.
Smurf: Craig should have told you it’s always better to approach me for permission. Not forgiveness.
Smurf: You know, Angela. Pope has been getting his brains smashed in for months. He can be quite unpredictable — especially if he likes…
Smurf: Vodka belongs in the freezer.
Smurf: Don’t ever have kids. Frankie: Why not? Smurf: They never turn out the way you want them to.
Jeanette: Yeah, that’s fine. Wait ’till he’s gone and laugh at him. You walk into a bank you need people to believe that you’re…
Colin: You’re not a lioness. Young Smurf: Oh, yeah? Try me.
Angela: I have a hard time falling asleep when I’m the only one in the room. Only good thing about prison.
Angela: Look at us. Together again.
Young Smurf: I don’t belong to anybody.