Animal Kingdom Quotes

Smurf: Being a grandmother is the reward they give you for raising those bitches.

Pope [to Nicky]: Nachos? Jesus Christ. Does anybody look hungry? Nobody is hungry! Sit your ass down!

Baz: That’s a nice outfit. What is it, polyester? Smurf: It’s a blend. Doesn’t stain.

Nicky: You’re you J. Not whatever nasty sperm raped its way into your mom’s eggs.

Smurf: Keep your eye on Pope. Sometimes he hurts people.

Pope: Are you worried about Baz? J: Should I be? Pope: Yeah.

Deran: Are you okay? Smurf: Do I look okay?

Craig: Do you ever wonder what it would have been like if we were born into a different family?

Pope: Where’s Smurf, man? Baz: Smurf’s in jail. Pope: What? Baz: Yeah. Jail.

Baz: Smurf didn’t save me. The damage was done.