July 6, 2016 | 0 Comments
Smurf: Now you and I both know that’s a lie. Baz: We do.
Smurf: Now you and I both know that’s a lie. Baz: We do.
Smurf: No one in this family has to do anything they don’t want to do. Deran will come home when he’s ready.
J: It’s not just Pope’s birthday. It’s my mom’s too.
Pope: Baz has a way of getting what he wants.
Smurf: You are a good liar, kiddo. I didn’t expect that.
Baz: You said shit you shouldn’t have said. Catherine: No, I should have hit her with the car!
Craig: I’m not saying we’re gonna hike a pyramid, but I’m gonna drink tequila on the beach, or you’re going home alone.
Smurf: But J? Jay is new. He’s up for grabs.
Pope: What are you, afraid of asbestos?
Smurf: I can’t tell you how many times by boys have gotten laid because some little girl was trying to piss off her daddy.