Ted and Don's Man Date
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"Racial Sensitivity"
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Lem discovers that the company's new sensor system doesn't detect him or the other black people in the office. Ted goes on a man date with Linda's new boyfriend, Don.

Ted, Rose and Veronica
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"Through Rose-Colored HAZMAT Suits"
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When Ted's babysitter is sick, he brings Rose to work with him. Someone is setting off false alarms at work causing everyone to wear HAZMAT suits.

Ted Offers Some Meat
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Ted and his scientists work on a cow-less meat that's grown in a lab.

Ted and Phil
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Ted Crisp, VP of R&D at Veridian Dynamics, has to convince his scientist, Phil, to freeze himself.

Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things


Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie