BH90210 Quotes

Shay: Hire whoever you want, with absolutely no taste in music or fashion. But when it all goes wrong, don’t blame me. Brian: I will not,…

Jennie: Tor, what if I care about Jason Priestley? Tori: Oh my god. Jennie: What if it’s more than that? Tori: How could this even be?…

Shannen: It’s actually kinda nice to be back.

Jennie: This is surreal, right? Tori: What? That we’re so old we all need readers? Brian: Bananas. I keep thinking, “What the hell have I…

Brian: That’s fantastic. You uh, you smell like pickle juice, and now we get to cuddle with you on a giant bed.

Jason: I got some juicy stuff in here, IZ. Ian: Juicy? Are there some juicy muffins over there? Jennie: Will you two both just stop…

Jason: Uh, I’m sorry. Can I just take the temperature of the room on this? Have kamikazes made a comeback? Like, was there some kamikaze…

Ian: Somebody had to do something about that guy’s dialogue.

Tori: Bri, you want to get back into acting, right? Brian: Totally. You know what’s super sexy? A middle-aged, white rapper. I’m gonna…

Nate: T, they said no. Tori: No one ever stopped my dad.