Bored to Death Quotes

Jonathan: Have you let someone move in right after you slept with them? George: Yes, three times disastrous.

George: I’m going to drink as much booze and smoke as much pot as I want. Thank you very much.

Ray: You’re an idiot! Jonathan: Thanks for understanding.

Jonathan: It looks like you have your own serial killer. Ray: At least he’s helped with sales.

Ray: If he sticks a pencil in my twat and I feel it, I’m going to regret this.

Jonathan: This isn’t a friend of ours that makes custom made voodoo dolls. This is a deranged stalker.

Jonathan: Oh shit. He gave Super Ray a beautiful vagina.

Nina: (to Jonathan) So what do you have to do today? Want to spend it in bed?

George: Oh this is wonderful!

George: Hey, Jonathan told me that you are quite the ladies man nowadays. Ray: That’s right, I’ve been with two woman since Leigh left…