Chicago Med Quotes

Jason [after being told he’ll be catheterized]: First you shoot me, then you bring me to a place from the dark ages. You really suck,…

Choi: Don’t worry, we’ll drape off this area before we insert the Foley. Jason: What do you mean, “insert the Foley?” Noah [brightly,…

Sarah: Is that supposed to make me feel better? Joey: Yeah. Sarah: [incredulous pause] You know, Joey, you and I don’t communicate very…

[When Will wants to run more tests on Lyla] Maggie: I hope this is not another one of your wild goose chases. Will: What’s that supposed…

Maggie [about Bert’s new girlfriend]: Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been a blonde.

Maggie [about Bert and his girlfriend]: Tell you this, he could have come in here with Beyoncé, and it’d still be a step down from you….

Connor: Yeah, I’m sorry, but the note says that if we pay them 30 bitcoins, they’ll give us a decryption key. So… Sharon: It’s hospital…

Sarah: So, we have no access to anyone’s medical records? How — how do we…do…stuff? Sharon: Well, there was a time not so long ago…

Robyn: There are a lot of pitfalls in dating a surgeon. It’s crazy hours, stress of the job — Dr. Bardovi [interrupting a private…

Sarah: Sometimes we get a win, right? Daniel: Sometimes we get a win.