Bailey's Got a Problem - Criminal Minds: Evolution
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A girl named Rose arrives a some dude's house. He calls himself a "man in my position," so either he is hot stuff or he thinks he is.

Rose asks if this is "her" house. She's so inspiring, she says. She's obviously a freaky fan of... his mother? Yikes.

He has done his due diligence, and he offers condolences for her mother's death. She begins to feel the effects of the poison he's give her.

She wakes up tied and gagged in teh basement. She's on a wooden table with medical stuff hanging about. He's got metal teeth in his mouth. The hell?

The doctor cannot figure out why Will's numbers are so high and going in the wrong direction. Will has known about this for months.

She says he needs to tell her the next time he gets results, and if he doesn't she's not calling her mom, she's calling his.

Penelope acting childish at a request. Prentiss asks Penelope to look into how Green spoke with Sicarius. She's angry about it all.

Bailey has been asked to oversee the case. There are two victims who both worked with the government. They're not Rose. Cause of death was strangulation, but pre and post-mortem, he bites them. Rossi calls it -- Bailey has a connection to one of the women. She broke his heart. Prentiss calls him out of the room.

She tells him he cannot hide anything from a team profilers. He's on a dating website for high profile people in DC. His career will be tanked if it's discovered he's on it. She says they'll solve the case if he lays off of the BAU. He clenches his jaw when he says yes.

Rossi brings in Tyler Green, who isn't happy that Garcia is in the room. Rossi says he knows Green wants to kill the psycho, but there's nothing better than watching a psycho grow old behind bars. If he does this, Rossi will get him out with time served.

Green and Garcia have to work together. She's created rules to do that, and the first is they don't talk unless they have to. He kicks up his feet onto the table, and she's even more annoyed.

The victim's wounds are cleaned with bleach to remove evidence. There are razors on every tooth, and the women's hair is bleached, too.

Alvez thinks one of his victims got away, and JJ talks with someone named Jessica. She says it's consensual and doesn't want to talk. She can't talk to him because when she went to the hospital, the guy was already there with fifty grand and a warning to keep her mouth shut. She will not talk.

The creep is dying Rose's hair.

Garcia is egging on Green who wants to know why she likes cats that are weird and standoffish. That's why she likes them. She wants to know why her. He doesn't answer.

They're discussing the PCL-R list when they get notified of another body.

The body is dumped near a bunch of tobacco farms but not notable resident. Prentiss thinks it might be about real estate.

Will has news for JJ. It's his thyroid, and it's treatable and not life threatening. She says it's not fair what he did, and he says that's how thier marriage works. Someone is always in the dark worrying the other. That mans she has to call him and let him know what she's walking into from now on. They pinky swear.

Prentiss calls Bailey. They've found what ties the sites together. It's a sitting senator's son, and Bailey refuses to allow them to move on it. He acts like he's doing them a favor with "enough rope" by contacting their staff instead of going in solid. That's rich.

Benjamin's mother has a strange control over him, even moving him with hand gestures to kneel in front of her. She's a massive freak. Fingers crossed she's on the table before long!

She's too intimate.

Garcia and Green continue to dig at each other. He was looking for the biggest, baddest hacker, the Black Queen. He tricked Garcia by telling her if he didn't get what he wanted, people would get killed. Garcia packs up and leaves.

Benjamin's assistant, Rich, walks into the FBI. He won't talk without immunity. When Tara splays the photos of the murdered women in front of him, he reacts oddly. He looks at them as if he's in love with what has been done. He's done things, he says, and Benjamin has no idea.

They arrest him and search his car. The teeth are inside. It's too easy, and they know it. When Tara asks why he's covering for Benjamin Reeves, Rich asks for a lawyer.

Then JJ remembers Jessica. At that moment, Benjamin grabs her. She looks good enough to eat.

Prentiss goes all sexy mommy when she chats with Benjamin. He tries to control the conversation. She uses her gray hair to her advantage and talks about her sexual relevance. Bailey can't believe she's doing it. But it works.

Prentiss pushes enough buttons that he begins naming names of the bodies from the shipping container. Just after he spills the location of another container, his mother and a lawyer enter. Baily is pissing his pants in fear.

Tara gives Mitch an offer (I thought his name was Rich). Poor little dude thinks he's got game.

Green offers what he knows about Benjamin using the term overbite. The device was delivered by Sicarius. They need Garcia's help, and Rossi sends Green to get her.

It wouldn't surprise me if they wound up dating. He's delivered her rescue cat in a box!

The senator tries threatening the BAU, but Prentiss won't make the call. Bailey decides to let a raging lunatic go free.

Please, oh please let this arrival home be the end of her. Hey! Elias is in the house with a gun. Bitch is going down!! And I feel oddly worried that I'm so happy about it.

Elias says let's get moving, and Benjamin says the FBI took his teeth. Sicarius says, chop chop.

Ding Dong!

Green is cradling the cat while Garcia works. Garcia infiltrates the Beltway Elite and gets the full gamut.

Prentiss realizes that Benjamin is a patsy but he's too stupid to realize it. While Garcia is guzzling up the info, either Elias or Benjamin gets an alert, and they shut it down.

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Criminal Minds Season 16 Episode 5 Quotes

Alvez: So he turns these women into his mother to get the attention she didn't give him when he was little.
Prentiss: Or worse, maybe she did.

You cannot hide anything from a team of profilers, so what else do I need to know?

Prentiss