CSI: NY Quotes

Adam: You know what they say, sticks and stones may break our bones. Dr. Hawkes: Looks like this one was used as our murder weapon.

Jo: Did you have a shoebox full of knives in your locker? I promise not to tell. You aren’t going to tell me, are you?

Richard Hudson: Do I need a lawyer? Lindsay: Only if you killed her.

Mack: I wanted to buy it. I wanted to believe Ted Carver was a good man and didn’t look me in the eye and lie to me.

Flack: If I had a warrant you’d be face down on the ground sucking dust balls and we wouldn’t be having this conversation through the door.

Gordon Sprouse: If I did what was in my head they would be sliced up and gushing and washed down the drain! And you would never find…

Flack: Hey, if we come across a little old lady skeleton and a wig and a rocking chair down here, it’s every man for himself.

Jo: This place is sooo creepy, but I guess funeral home? What else would it be?

Jo: We’ve got an appointment to go visit the dead. Flack: Work related I hope.