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Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 2
"Vehicular Fellatio"
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This might be the best episode title in the history of episode titles. The installment is called "Vehicular Fellatio."

Larry and Jeff
Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7 Episode 1
"Funkhouser's Crazy Sister"
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Welcome to the seventh season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. This episode is titled "Funkhouser's Crazy Sister."

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Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 10
"Opening Night"
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Larry forgets his lines during the opening night of The Producers; Cheryl reminds Larry to cash in on his anniversary present before midnight.

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Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 9
"The Survivor"
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Larry and Cheryl renew their vows for their tenth anniversary.

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Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 8
"Wandering Bear"
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Larry's adult video purchase gets him in trouble with his longtime assistant, Antoinette; Larry gets herbal medicine from his landscaper.

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Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 7
"The Surrogate"
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Larry befriends a surrogate mom; Larry confronts his doctor about the waiting room magazines while waiting for a clean bill of health.

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Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 6
"The Car Pool Lane"
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Larry hires a prostitute so he can use the HOV lane on the way to a Dodgers game; Larry attempts to get medical marijuana for his dad;

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Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 5
"The 5 Wood"
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The country club threatens to ban Larry if he doesn't clean his locker. Larry steals a club from a casket.

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Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 4
"The Weatherman"
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Larry gets angry at the weatherman's inaccurate forecast; Larry scares the Greenes' daughter with pictures of his plaque.

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Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 4 Episode 3
"The Blind Date"
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Larry sets Michael up on a "blind" date with a Muslim woman; Jeff admits to Larry that he's fantasized about Cheryl.

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry [on Jerry Seinfeld]: He's a eunuch. Yes, his testicles were cut of when he was about 13 because he was in the Beth Shalom choir. And that's what he wanted to be, he was a choirboy.
Phyliss: Julia, is that true? Does he really have no testicles?
Julia: You know, I've got to tell you, I don't have any fuckin' idea

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?