A break-in on Wisteria Lane makes a vulnerable Susan accept a date with a policeman when Mike seems indifferent.  Rex takes the kids for the weekend, leaving a lonely Bree to bond with the late Mary Alice's son, Zach.  Lynette and Tom try to get their twins into a prestigious private school.  Carlos' mother (Lupe Ontiveros) arrives and puts a damper on Gabrielle's secret love life with the gardener.

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Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Carlos: Do you have to do that now? My mother's here.
Gabrielle: Hey, I'm not gonna stop my life just because she decides to show up unannounced I might add.
Carlos: She's family. She doesn't need an invitation.
Gabrielle: Yeah. Well. Whatever. It's rude

Susan: You remember that cop from the neighborhood watch meeting the other night? He agreed to run a fingerprint check on the screwdriver I found at Mrs Fromme's house.
Mike: He did? Nothing was taken.
Susan: Still, somebody broke in, it is a crime. So the weird thing is, the cop asked me out. On a date.
Mike: Oh?
Susan: And I sort of said...yes. I was sort of curious what you thought about that.
Mike: You're asking my permission to go out with him?
Susan: No, no. I just uh, was wondering your opinion.
Mike: I don't really have one.
Susan: Okay. Great. Fine. Thank you.
Mike: Susan, wait. Wait. I'm sorry. My life its just ah, really complicated right now-
Susan: You don't have to explain.
Mike: Susan!
Susan: It's complicated. I get it