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Susan and Mike move in together.  Lynette tries to make sure Annabel (Melinda McGraw) doesn't come between her and Tom, but ends up getting Tom fired.  Bree comes to a realization about her friend, George.  Rex has another heart attack.  Carls' legal problems take a turn for the worse when Gabrielle decides to leave him after discovering the truth about the birth control, and his actions increase his jail time to eight years.  Mike goes after Paul thanks to Felicia, and Susan tries to stop Mike.  Mrs. Huber's journal reveals some secrets and two new faces arrive on Wisteria Lane.

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Desperate Housewives Season 1 Episode 22 Quotes

Cyrus: Ms. Britt, you look extra beautiful today.
Edie: Oh, Cyrus, you're so sweet.
Cyrus: So anyhow, I was wondering if maybe I could, uh, take you out to dinner sometime.
Edie: Oh honey... you are so far out of your league that you are playing a completely different sport

Edie: You said you two were finished. You thought he was a murderer.
Susan: And that was your cue to come over and flirt?! You wasted your time... and your doughnuts.
Edie: Not if you choke on them