Desperate Housewives Quotes

Zach: Stop! What kind of freak are you? Just leave me alone, all right? You are not my mother! I told you that I am fine. Now stop acting…

Carlos: Gaby, thank God you’re doing this. Beating up a second gay guy? It looks bad. Gabrielle: Yes. Well, Carlos, in some circles,…

Mary Alice: My name is Mary Alice Young, and before I died, my life was filled with love, laughter, friendship, and, sadly, secrets. The…

Mary Alice: It was five o’clock in the morning on Wisteria Lane when the phone calls started. Of course, each of them knew something was…

Carlos: What about the baby, Gabrielle, huh? What about my baby? Gabrielle: Oh, your baby? Carlos: Fine. Our baby. Hey, we’re a family…

Susan: Okay, next time I won’t bring my daughter to stalk my boyfriend. It was a slight error in judgment

Gabrielle: You see, your health insurance sent us a letter because someone ordered a year’s worth of birth control pills, and apparently…

Bree: George, do you have an erection? George: I’m sorry! You were blowing in my ear! Bree: You have to get rid of it! There are children…

Mary Alice: Edie Britt’s favorite moment of every day was her arrival at the construction site of her new home, because she knew what was…

Cyrus: Ms. Britt, you look extra beautiful today. Edie: Oh, Cyrus, you’re so sweet. Cyrus: So anyhow, I was wondering if maybe I could,…