Dexter Quotes

Deb: If it’s working, who am I to poop on your parade?

Dexter: Jordan promises change, but he also accepts credit cards.

Dexter: I’ve never been around so many people who made me feel normal. [Pause] Really normal.

Dexter: Dad once told me that some people deserve to die.

Lumen [on Vince]: I mean, that guy’s clearly a freak, but I don’t know him.

Dexter: If that’s the watch Lumen heard, I’ll make sure it accompanies you to the bottom of the Atlantic.

Deb: S–t a brick and f–k me with it, you’re never going to believe who this truck is registered to.

Dexter: He doesn’t need Saint Brigid; he has father Dexter.

Dexter: That’s either a saint or the most boring action figure I’ve ever seen.

Dexter: Sometimes partners find us, and as much as we try to push them away, they work their way into our lives, regardless – until we…