Dexter Quotes

Dexter Morgan: His happy place. Where he kills more than time. Vince Masuka: Hey Dexter, better bundle up. Dexter Morgan: I like the…

Dexter Morgan: His happy place. Where he kills more than time.

Deb: (about Rudy) He sent me this text message. Dexter: (reading text message) “Cum sail away with me”? He misspelled come.

Paul: If they see me here, like this, I’m gonna lose them forever. Rita: Paul, the one good thing that came out of our marriage are those…

Dexter: Deb’s fallen for you hard, and if you hurt her… Rudy: What you’ll hurt me? Oohhh… Dexter: Yeah, something like that.

Sergeant Doakes: That him? Debra Morgan: Yeah, how do you know? Sergeant Doakes: Cause you have that stupid ass grin on your face again.

Dexter Morgan: The trifecta, weapon, ammo, and impaired judgment. Throw in a little domestic violence, and you have the perfect recipe…

Dexter Morgan: Oh, hi. Debra Morgan: Hi. Dexter Morgan: Oh, Masuka was looking for you. Something about drinks at the Bel Canto. Debra…

Dexter Morgan: Why don’t you kids go wait in my car? I want to talk to your mom for a sec. Astor: Are you gonna make out? Dexter Morgan:…

Dexter Morgan: That leaves only one set of footprints unaccounted for, the killers. This shows everywhere he went in the room. The…