Dexter Quotes

Dexter: I need to be a good brother now, so I can be a good serial killer later.

Dexter: Who am I right now: Dexter Morgan serial killer or Dexter Morgan brother?

Dexter: Love thy neighbor? Bullshit. I should leave it alone, go inside, watch the History Channel.

Deb: We can play who’s the better asshole. But I guarantee you I’ll win.

Christine: I don’t know who my father is. Angel: He is the Trinity Killer, and he’s been sending you postcards from Hell!

Dexter: If I can make the police think the Trinity Killer is someone else, Arthur is all mine.

Arthur: What kind of man witnesses a child abduction and doesn’t call the police? Who are you, Kyle?

Deb: Where you off to? Dexter: Kill a guy you’re looking for. Save a kid. Remember to pick up diapers.

Deb: Ever hear of a comb? Looks like you have a cat on your head.

Dexter: He’s never taken a child before. Harry: That you know of. If this is new, it’s on you.