Dexter Quotes

Dexter: We all have secrets, Deb. Some of them shouldn’t be found out.

Dexter: Early mornings with Trinity can be killer.

Dexter: Two serial killers go for a ride. Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back?

Quinn: You put two people in a room together long enough, eventually they’re gonna fuck.

Dexter: Even I’m disturbed by this.

Deb: Take a bullet and suddenly you’re everyone’s best friend.

Dexter: Dear Abby, I’m a serial killer and I need advice on how to keep my kids from taking over my life.

Angel: Let’s get a search team here. Maybe it can find some more body parts. Dexter: A head would be nice!

Deb: I don’t wanna step on my dick.

Trinity: This is my home. I can be myself here. Dexter: You make it sound so easy.