April 29, 2011 | 0 Comments
Eric: Girls in locker rooms is a bad idea.
Eric: Girls in locker rooms is a bad idea.
Tinker [to Jess]: Hey Foxy Brown! Billy: Keep it in your pants Tinker!
Eric: People are watching us and it’s just as important what we do on the field as what we do off the field.
Eric: Anyone, and I mean anyone who breaks our standards will be off the team and THAT is a promise.
Tami: It didn’t look to me like you were having fun. It looked to me like you were passed out cold. Maura [rolls eyes]: Have you ever…
Eric: We didn’t do any of this crap when we were kids. [Awkward Pause] Eric: Alright, I’ll see you later. Tami: Yeah…
Luke: I traded my pig for you. Becky: What?? Luke: Maribel. Tinker’s in love with her and I said he could have her if I could have you…
Coach [to athletic administration]: Think we’d be here if we didn’t beat a team we weren’t supposed to beat?
Vince: Coach, I think I speak for everyone when I say it feels like everyone’s out to get us.
Julie [to TA]: There’s a 36 throwback in it. I’d bet my life on it. So have a nice night.