May 20, 2011 | 0 Comments
Jess [to Vince]: Try not to trip over your ego when you’re running!
Jess [to Vince]: Try not to trip over your ego when you’re running!
Hastings Ruckle: Coach are we there yet? Coach Taylor: Nope, but we’re getting there. Slowly but surely we’re getting there.
Buddy: I know it’s very controversial now son, we don’t even say it, but hazing is an important ritual. You know back in the days it used…
Derek’s wife: Julie Taylor is a slut!!
Coach Taylor: Stay away from dumb gentlemen.
Luke: I thought you were gonna lay off the pork man! After I gave you my pig, c’mon. Tinker: Dude, pork and pig are two different things….
Tinker: It’s too damn quiet. I miss my cop cars and crackheads.
Billy: Coach we’re not calling Triple A, Triple A is for women.
Coach Taylor: I wanna go to the playoffs this year, you wanna come with me?
Buddy Jr.: Does mom know you’re taking me to the ghetto school?