Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lane: Of course, I don’t exactly have what you and Dean have because you love Dean and Dean loves you back. In my situation, I love Dave…

Lorelai: (to Rory) Hey, maybe instead of going to college, you should drop out and I could quit my job and we could form an all girl band…

Lorelai: (about Rory getting into Harvard) Mom, everything’s gonna be fine. Rory’s special. Emily: Well, I know that and you know that,…

Emily: So, she’s meeting you here? Lorelai: Yeah, she had a thing after school, a rumble or something. She said she’d be over after….

Lorelai: We need perspective. Rory: We need therapy. Lorelai: And booze! (pause) For those of us over 21, of course.

Lorelai: This is an uncontaminated area. I even cleaned the table with something other than the sleeve of my sweater and spit!

Rory: Can you keep a secret? Lorelai: Not so far, but hey, there’s a first time for everything.

Lorelai: If you decided you really did want to date Jess, I would help you — (Rory gives her a look) — get vaccinated.

Rory: Jamie just asked you out on a date. Paris: He did? Rory: Yes Paris: Did I accept? Rory: Yes. Paris: I’m going out on a date? Rory:…

Lorelai: Rory, what are you doing? Rory: What do you mean what am I doing? I’m ranting! You should recognize it, I learned it from you.