Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: Hello, Paris. Were we expecting you? Paris: You should have been!

(Sookie and Lorelai are discussing Sherry before they meet her) Sookie: She’s pretty. Lorelai: Yeah she’s got good hair. Sookie: And look…

Rory: Think fast! (Rory tosses phone to Luke who catches it in mid-stride with no trouble) Lorelai: (to Rory) Whoa, impressive! Are you…

Lorelai: This whole morning has been a little Twilight Zone-y. Luke: Or Outer Limits-y. Lorelai: What? Luke: Great show. Just as eerie,…

Henry: Hello? Lane: Hello, Henry? Henry: Lane! I’ve been trying to call you! Lane: I know! The pay phone is broken! Henry: I thought the…

Jackson: I think we should get married. Sookie: But – uh, but… Jackson: Soon. Sookie: Are you pregnant?

Dean: Rory, don’t go. Jess: Well, geez man. She’s not shipping off to ‘Nam.

(Jess walks up behind them) Jess: I gotta tell you, of all the nutty barn raising shindigs this town can cook up, this one wasn’t half…

(Lorelai bursts into the diner) Lorelai: Luke! Where is he, where is he? I need him! Caesar, where is – agh, agh, thank God. Hey, hey,…

Miss Patty: Listen darling, do you happen to have change for a dollar? Lorelai: I think so. Miss Patty: I don’t know where my quarters…