Gilmore Girls Quotes

Trix: (to Emily and Lorelai after the were arguing) Raising your voice during high tea, who ever heard of such a thing. It’s like Fergie…

Trix: You talk about me like I’m dead. Richard: Oh you’re never going to die, you’re too stubborn!

Lorelai: Rory is an incredibly mature kid. Trix: Oh I’m sure she is. It’s you I’m worried about. Lorelai : But – Trix: (to Emily) And I’m…

Lorelai: Work. Rory: Life. Lorelai: Dig it man. Rory: Peace out Humphrey.

Emily (about Trix): Well I’d better get out there before she leaves me here. Lorelai: I’m sure you’ll be sorry to see her go. Emily…

Lorelai: Where’s it going? Emily: Third floor. Lorelai: How about second floor? Emily: Third floor. Lorelai: How about first floor on a…

(After Lorelai tells Sookie that Rory might get a lot of money from Trix but doesn’t know it yet) Sookie: Hi, for that much money you…

(after screwing up the computer) Michel: I pushed nothing ‘funky.’ Lorelai: You have the funk, my friend.

Rory: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a wonderful friendship. Tristan: (pause) Who’s Louis? Rory: Think about it.

Sookie: (about Rory) Call her now. Ooh, page her, or page her and have her call my cell phone and we can sing the money song from…