Gilmore Girls Quotes

Paris: She’s been here five minutes and already has a date. I’ve been going to this school for nine years and I’m the french soda monitor.

(Rory is throwing away things that remind her of Dean) Lorelai: The sweater’s brand new. Rory: He saw me in it yesterday and he liked it….

Lane: (after meeting Paris for the first time) Wow, you didn’t exaggerate. Rory: Paris needs no embellishment.

Lorelai: Hey, hey, hey, cut it out! Break it up! You back off! Come here! What do you think you’re doing?! Luke: He started it! Lorelai:…

Lane: It just figures that the only Korean boy at this party has his Korean-girl radar turned on.

Lorelai: Did you rearrange the furniture? Rory: Yes. Lorelai: Good, cause for a minute there I thought we were having a problem with…

(Luke spots Dean outside the diner and walks to him) Luke: Stop right there. Dean: What? Luke: Where are you going? Dean: To get coffee….

Lorelai: Rory, my heart, today is Saturday, the day of rest! Rory: Sunday’s the day of rest. Lorelai: No, Saturday’s the day of pre-rest….

Lorelai: Oh well, uh, good morning sleeping beauty. Luke: Yeah, well you know Rachel thought I looked a little tired. Lorelai: No, it’s…

Lane: I have to go. Boy: Wait, I didn’t get your number. Lane: Last name’s Kim, we’re the only ones in Stars Hollow. (as she walks away)…