Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: (about Max) Okay, well, if it makes you feel any better, while he’s being sexy, he’s also being grammatically correct.

Lorelai: I’m afraid that once your heart’s involved, it all comes out in moron.

Lorelai: Okay, I’ll uninvite him then. I’ll just say it’s cancelled on account of I just found out that I’m my mother and I need to go…

Lorelai: Are the lids tight on the paint thinner because you’re sounding a little loopy to me. Mrs. Kim: Loopy, what’s loopy? Lorelai:…

Lorelai: He kissed you again? What, is he just out of prison or something?

Rory: This isn’t Amish country. Girls and boys usually date alone.

Luke: You’re not going to kill the bag boy. Lorelai: Why not? Luke: It’s double coupon day. You’ll bring down the town.

Rory: I got kissed! And I shoplifted!

Lorelai: (to Rory) So, kissed any good boys lately?

Lorelai: Stop saying mother like that. Rory: Like what? Lorelai: Like there’s supposed to be another word after it.