Glee Quotes

Blaine: I’m sorry, are you an actual writer from a real life television network?

Brittany: The armrests are the sweetest meat.

Brittany: I’m the angel that torches stuff with her laser eyes!

Sam: If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.

Sam: My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is thisclose to coming true.

Santana: Don’t listen to her! Look at her shoes!

Santana: I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.

Santana: Who doesn’t love a lady holding a three legged dog?

Santana: At least you were wearing underwear.

Blaine: Oh my God, is that Rachel Berry star of Broadway’s smash hit musical Funny Girl?