Glee Quotes

Sam: Fact – Sex is awesome. It’s like one of the greatest things God ever invented.

Sam: Slut! Slut shame!

Blaine: I heard he woke up. I heard he’s going to be OK.

Kurt: What decade are you from? I’m not afraid of you. You’re just a bunch of cowards!

Rachel: You’re wrong and I’m going to prove it to you. I don’t need NYADA anymore.

Sam: How’s it going. Call me white chocolate.

Sam: It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.

Sam: I just got a haircut also, in case anybody was wondering.

Rachel: What, I’m texting my publicist…That was a joke!

Rachel: It’s a towncar, not a limousine. A towncar!